Friday, April 15, 2005 :::
Nothing says "I love you!" like a kidney infection.
If so, someone loves me very, very much.
Actually, I think I'm down to just one kidney. I think I shit the other one out last night, and he escaped while my eyes will still rolling around in the back of my head, whilst I lay on the floor, moaning, and choking on bile. (If you've ever had this kinda thing, you know of what I speak.)
The other remains, although I think he's curb-stomping my liver.
So yeah, the fact that your roomate used the last of the Bumble and Bumble grooming creme 'aint that fucking high on my list of cares.
You're kidneys on the other hand...
::: at 12:34 PM
Tuesday, April 12, 2005 :::
You ask the questions for a change!
Or send me dirty pictures.
I have needs too you know!!
::: at 5:24 PM