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Thursday, January 13, 2005 :::
 

Posted by Hello

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Wednesday, January 12, 2005 :::
 
SELF-ANNIHILATING SENTENCES

Saul Gorn's Compendium

Of Rarely Used Cliches




Table of Contents
1. Judgments
2. Attitudes
3. Complaints
4. Decisions
5. Commands
8. Advice
7. Ethical Truths
8. The Way of the World
9. Descriptions
10. Definitions
11. Eternal Truths


1. Judgments


This book fills a much-needed gap.

People who like this sort of thing will fmd it just the sort of thing they like.
---Abraham Lincoln

Oh, the majesty of French Justice, which forbids rich and poor, alike, to sleep on park benches!
---Anatole France

I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.

This man's work cannot be underrated.

Way down deep he's shallow.

Before they made him they broke the mold.

Anyone who goes to a psychoanalyst should have his head examined.
---Samuel Goldwyn

That's a real step forward into the unknown.

Right or wrong, it's a message!

I feel a lot more like I do now than I did when I came in.

This is generally useful, but not especially.

For every honest man he names, I can name another who tells the truth.

That was a typographical error,-it should have been a blank space.

Only unsolvable problems are worthy of artificial intelligence.

The UFO's show than our worst fears were groundless.

You don't think so, eh? That's your trouble! You don't think!

He's a unique type.

The future isn't what it used to be.

You have the distinction of being the only one who is not exceptional.

I am certain of it, but I may be wrong.

You have one choice.

This report contributes a lot to the problem.

Anyone who reads this is illiterate.

Acupuncture is pointless.

"Essentially" is essentially meaningless.

The solution makes the problem more difficult.

At the moment your suggestion has a permanent place.

It's 90% too late.

It's probably a lot worse than it is.

She ran the gamut of emotions from A to B.

He's being pruned for the job.

You've outdone yourself, as usual.

It was the only undistinguished wine in the lot.

The Avant-Garde is Passe.

While these results may seem rather trivial, their importance cannot be underestimated.

Our product is best because all the others are average.

Even though I don't say so, I think you stink!

There's more to photography that meets the eye.

If you think about it long enough, you'll see that it's obvious.

She's genuinely bogus.


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