Wednesday, September 15, 2004 :::
Life is cruel, deal with it.
Yes, today is a day that most wish had never befallen the earth.
Mainly...today is the day I was born.
Light a smoke, spill yourself a drink and curse the fates for letting my sorry ass live another year.
::: at 11:35 AM
Tuesday, September 14, 2004 :::
Watching a couple go at it in an elevator while chanting "Out of the bedrooms and into the streets!!" for 10min is enough to re-affirm anyones faith.
Missing the party conatining John Waters, Johnny Knoxville, Bruce LaBruce, and a whole wack of gay(for pay) strippers did, however, kinda blow.
Onwards and Forwards:
-Pedro Almodovar and Catholic school sex abuse.
-Free Gold Pass by Wednesday.
-Alternate possible cause of Sunday's nauseous behaviour: Hilary Swank arrived.
Now if you'll excuse me I have to go steal party invites.
::: at 1:07 PM