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just another faggot slutty, but well read

Saturday, August 14, 2004 :::
"A group known as the League of Human Dignity helped arrange for Deuel to be driven to a local livestock scale, where he could be weighed."

::: at 2:50 PM

Friday, August 13, 2004 :::
You know all those monkeys at the typewriters?

Today I am their motivational speaker.

Today I am Tony Robbins.

Today I am Tony Robbins and I have monkey shit on my face.

His name is Tony Robbins...right?

Disclaimer: I wrote Tim Robbins the entire time. But for once I was proactive enough to actually open a new window and google the fuckwad.

::: at 4:07 PM

Wednesday, August 11, 2004 :::
Bloggers are really fucking weird.

I mean really, it wasn't a some tawdry affair - We're ENGAGED!!!

::: at 1:41 PM

Tuesday, August 10, 2004 :::

Runtboy Is Dairyqueen!

I just jacked both my knees and was forced by a friend to let him buy me groceries so we wandered around the cruiseteria-mart and I obsessed over canned goods and someones husband.

Usefull Advice: When coming on to someones husband, jam your face full of wasabi rice crackers and start sweating prefusely and choke a little from all the wasabi and maybee spit a few half chewed bits out. Then when he's all hot and bothered try to regain composure by pathetically trying to play up your absolute retardedness as a little light hearted self effacing fun.

Keep trying for for, like, 25 years trying to convince yourself a little more each time


my life.

::: at 2:54 PM

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