just another faggot
slutty, but well read
Friday, August 06, 2004 :::
Testify!! Pack # 2 is underway. I think you bastards should entertain me for a while...
That means dish!!
::: at 6:09 PM
Welcome to the detox. Yeah, it all ready sucks. Right now my manic energy is focused on chain smoking this entire pack. Then we'll move on to working out your kinks on gay.com...you know, higher planes of thought. Sometimes all it takes is a little light fisting and BAM!! Daddy's BACK-K-K-K-K!!!!!!!!!
::: at 3:03 PM
I'm being fair.
::: at 12:05 PM
This should keep y'all busy.
::: at 12:04 PM
Wednesday, August 04, 2004 :::
::: at 1:33 PM
Volunteers Needed Required Immediately: 2-3 Drag Queens with adept make-up removal skills capable of assisting in re-patriotizing fellow dragsters and helping them acheive their full Republican glamour at this years Wigstock. Renumeration: Couple bumps and credentials granting admission to the RNC. Bonus if you already own or can procure Laura "Pickles" Bush style Danskin or Nygard style skort-suit ensembles. Sandblasting or high-pressure water spraying machinery skills will be helpfull.
I don't make this shit up.
::: at 1:28 PM
Tuesday, August 03, 2004 :::
I called some chick fat which resulted in a brawl at a Pizza Pizza.
Right after my friend's sisters' wedding.
I arrived in Montreal...somehow.
Friends loft was fully wired with 24hr live web-cams.
What the online perverts got a chance to beat off to over the next 18hrs:
- Me and my friend in various stages of inebriation.
- Me getting tea-bagged by a tranny.
- The salsa incident
- The other salsa incident
- Me hiding in a closet while her client and her went about business
- Various forms of substance abuse. Most notably: Salsa.
hmmmm...some guy at Le Stud licked by armpits clean...at 11am...I bit some guys ass...
You getting the picture?
Like my friends shirt said:
Good Girls go to Heaven,
Bad Girls go to Montreal
::: at 3:10 PM