Saturday, July 31, 2004 :::
State Of the Nation(al)
I have a train ticket in my hand and I just spilt coke all over my Dior Homme pants.
::: at 11:07 AM
Wednesday, July 28, 2004 :::
Ummm, you have to wonder about the current state of things when you freely book yourself for a 7am fuck with a guy that neither sucks nor blows.
Oh right, you ran out of blow.
No pun intended.
File under: Totally Unethical and Useless Ephemera
The easiest way to purge a situation of any "reasonable doubt" is to fuck them in the ass. Then, when they make that little wincing face and tell you to take it easy, fuck em harder.
I smell like KY and casablanca lilies.
How is that NOT sexy?
::: at 11:56 AM