Thursday, July 22, 2004 :::
September 2, 2004
::: at 11:04 AM
Tuesday, July 20, 2004 :::
-I got a wristband for free drinks at the magazine launch and promptly inebriated as to better launch to flying shit attack I would take upon their choice of layout, font, photography, and spokeswoman's underwear choices.
-Cute ital-thug boys couldn't care less how hard you want to fuck their ass as long as you keep the scotch flowing.
-Always remember to phone your dealer BEFORE you get to drink #13.
-Sean (I seriously cannot handle linkage right now) and Omar have a fatwa against my sink.
-I had a spontaneous crying fit.
-The loser from Windsor that tried to get me to go home with him received the following response: "Listen bud, I'm here with friends and fucked outta my tree. This ain't gonna happen."
-Just afterwards he gave some guy right next to me a handjob.
-The cuty that wanted to go home with me was poz. Yes, I will still call him.
-Paranoia (ie: crystal, mushrooms, e, coke, k, and something else that guy gave me) does not enhance the Comfort Zone experience.
-I clean AFTER my guests leave.
-Can someone lend me $200?
::: at 5:24 PM