Friday, June 18, 2004 :::
From : bizarro universe
Sent : June 18, 2004 2:21:39 PM
To : firstname.lastname@example.org
Subject : MULTI-TASKING - BLOG SURFING & SHAMELESSLY PROMOTING
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Was gay blog surfing this afternoon & thought I'd take the opportunity to shamelessly promote my book, Desperation (see link below). As a writer (& a bit of an introvert) I'm finding more & more I can get my insights into human nature from people's online journals & have to rely less & less on being the proverbial "fly on the wall" at parties & bars.
After the publication of my book, I realized...Hey, these same bloggers might also be a potential audience as most, if not all, appear to be readers as well as writers. Anyhoo, check out my book. It's about a gay rock musician living on the Lower East Side. It's quite good, I promise. Cheers.
P.S. One of my eyebrows could swallow both of yours whole (not that I'm necessarily proud of this)
*Insert senders shameless linkie here...or not*
::: at 3:12 PM
Okay, I promised myself that politics would not play out on the page much, but can I just say:
Canadian Elections are the PAP smear of politics.
Pass the Monistat.
::: at 11:06 AM
Thursday, June 17, 2004 :::
I spent all last night rubbing some guys chest while he grabbed at his hard-on. I walked 2hrs home in the rain and now my lungs are tossing out 32 flavours of fucking mucus this morning. I still have fucking blue balls from last night. Umm, I like puppies, Nina Hagen, and longs walks....but not in the rain. I'm looking to meet fun and energenic urban proffessionals for casual get togethers and maybee something more, like fucking you in the face right before I chop ya up and dump you in the fucking lake, cause you deserve it more than the prostis....
...okay, I'm totally jonesing now.
::: at 11:17 AM
Monday, June 14, 2004 :::
a) that's not my cock.
b) my friends teach "masters" classes at media events, I run up tabs with their production companies.
c) once the guy barges in to your dealers place with the broken hand, that's generally the cue to remove yourself.
d) I shattered $400 sunglasses.
e) my ex is still really really really really REALLY in love with me.
f) this is more confusing than annoying.
g) I think.
r) still thinking...............
::: at 2:19 PM