Thursday, May 20, 2004 :::
When they say they want "an aggressive" top that can make them feel like they're "being raped", it generally means that you're going to feel like you're throwing a fucking weiner down a hallway.
Is my plane ready yet?
Also, when I go here how long do you think it'll take for me to stop laughing and actually dance? Maybee I should ask my root chakra?
::: at 2:37 PM
Tuesday, May 18, 2004 :::
A) A certain work project crashed and burned worse than most Ford models.
B) It's pretty out.
C) If you're a resident of NY city you can always buy me a drink to rekindle my interest in you. Or just hook me up with a dealer.
I'm not kidding.
::: at 11:47 AM