Thursday, February 19, 2004 :::
I went here the other night, and was reminded that:
a) Toronto's affluent heterosexual elite are amongst the dumbest people I've ever met.
b) Hugo Boss is NOT a fashion statement.
c) II by IV should stick to gyms
d) My "fine dining" experience should never include a waiter punching my order into a palm pilot!
e) No one should ever use the term "fine dining"...ugh!
In short, the hair products and ankle fat should have been optional. Cocaine, however, should not.
::: at 2:28 PM
Wednesday, February 18, 2004 :::
Dear Ritz Carlton Montreal,
I'm a French-Canadian with an Australian passport and a drinking problem. I think it's pretty obvious I'm not the one to blame.
::: at 11:48 AM
Monday, February 16, 2004 :::
I got a lamp!
::: at 3:47 PM