Friday, February 06, 2004 :::
I'll be terrorizing my French bretheren for the next few days. Can't guarantee updates, since I tend to go apoplectic when confronted with a french keyboard.
Trust me, I'm well aware of the pain and strife that many go through trying to figure out what the fuck in hell I'm yammering about half the time, and while I actually couldn't give a shit in hell, I will tell you that if you think I'm hard to read in (purported) english, think about what it would be like in franglais.
Happy now, bonne.
::: at 1:09 PM
Thursday, February 05, 2004 :::
This is really cruel of me.
ie: Turn ANY shred of imagination OFF NOW!!!
"Star Jones mentioned to her fans at “The View” that she and some friends went to a stripping party, and now a spy has filled The Scoop in on some details.
“They took lessons on pole dancing and they learned how to do a booty shake,” according to a source, who says that the party and lessons were at a place called the Penthouse Executive Club in Manhattan. The insider says that Jones was joined by fifteen friends, including Janice Combs, P. Diddy’s mother, who also took the lessons. “Star was really quite good. She threw herself into it, but she said she felt she needed to work on her ankle action to perfect her swiveling movement. She said the whole experience was like a slumber party and was an amazing bonding experience.”
Star Jones’ rep had no comment at presstime."
::: at 10:34 AM
Tuesday, February 03, 2004 :::
Q:How many fags does it take to hail a cab?
Nan Kempner, and the fab Iman were the picture of class and grace on Fri. It's true, you can't take a bad picture of the later, as for yours truly, I think a little exfoliating mask is in order.
::: at 1:26 PM
Monday, February 02, 2004 :::
::: at 3:26 PM