Wednesday, October 15, 2003 :::
Funny things I find out when I go home:
-When my Dad lost his job, last year, he left for work at the usual time, drove off, and ended up parking in a warehouse lot and spent the night in the car, just to avoid having to tell my mother he was fired.
-He was fired for bitching out a Mennonite.
-My oldest sister still thinks she'll be a good parent.
-I saw a chick that spent the better portion of an evening, 6 years ago, chasing an aquaintence of mine around a wharehouse with a croquet mallet.
-She's making a movie.
-When I asked whether or not the above mentioned aquaintence would be out tonight, I was informed "No, he got banned for beating the crap out of some guy that called J a hustler...in drag"
"So how is he doing"
"Oh, he just got out of the mental ward. He was in lockdown for the past few weeks."
(note: things ain't that bad)
::: at 5:42 PM
When I arrived at my parent's house, sometime in the afternoon on Sun, I noticed dirt being launched into the air from deep within the earth. Further investigation revealed a very large, very deep trench being dug, and at the bottom of this pit, my father.
"Are you there yet?"
"Might I ask what it's for?"
"You fuckers always ask so many goddamn questions!!"
oh...that's my que!!
"Want some tea Dad?"
::: at 10:34 AM