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Thursday, June 02, 2005 :::
 
Because you're worthless...I mean worth it!



5 Ways to Help Improve Your Gay Body Image

Because we all can use a psychological boost occasionally.

Especially since we ran out of crystal.

5 Ways to Help Improve Your Gay Body Image

1) Put a variety of body-centered photos in your home or on your desktop. It's great to have a shirtless hunk on your bulletin board or stuck to your refrigerator, but that creates an unrealistic view of physical shapes that most of us cannot attain. Having different shapes -- skinny with no abs, manly with some love handles -- is a positive reminder that healthy, attractive people come in a variety of shapes.

2) Wear clothing that enhances the body you have, not the one you wish to have. If your goal is to lose weight or add muscle, that's great, but if you're not quite there yet, you don't do yourself any favors by thinking you are. If you have a healthy mid-section, for example, low-slung, tight-waisted jeans are just going to reminder people that you have a gut.

3) Do exercise that makes you feel good in your body. If you hate the treadmill but love dancing, then go to a disco, or take a two-step class. Forcing ourselves to do something just because everybody else does is not a recipe for satisfaction.

4) Don't weigh yourself every day. Even if you're on a diet, and want to know results, weighing yourself is psychologically fraught: you may get an ego boost, or you may get a great big dose of reality. A weigh-in once a week should be sufficient.

5) Find one part of your body that you like, and remind yourself about it the next time you're tempted to deride yourself for a physical "flaw."

::: at 10:59 AM



Wednesday, May 18, 2005 :::
 
Michael Lucas has a blog.

It's funny.

Go.

Go now, shoo!

::: at 12:46 PM



Monday, May 16, 2005 :::
 
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
hey sparky
s:e:a:n says:
hey cupcake.....i never see you here - trolling for a daddy are ya?
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
for once, no
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
I need a couple sex-free days
s:e:a:n says:
can't walk?
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
my foreskin is offlimits till at least friday
s:e:a:n says:
hate it when they nibble.
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
actually it was more the quantity
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
than what they did with it
s:e:a:n writes:

whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
lol
s:e:a:n says:
just a friend of michael's.
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
?
s:e:a:n says:
Jackson, little boy, hello. Anyways - did you see that EStar tv boi of Brigitte Nielson? LOVE her.
s:e:a:n says:
what a bitch.
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
haven't seen
s:e:a:n says:
she's patently absurd.
s:e:a:n says:
6'2".
s:e:a:n says:
can you imagine?
s:e:a:n says:
danish blonde monster.
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
roxette?
s:e:a:n says:
which is gonna be the name for my new punk band. roxette/ EXACTLY. So chic.
s:e:a:n says:
DBM, for short..
s:e:a:n says:
Danish Blonde Monster.
s:e:a:n says:
Love it.
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
fab
s:e:a:n says:
Loves it....so what's new, Toots?
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
not much...
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
been very blah as of late
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
except for a ll the sex...
s:e:a:n says:
Details...............
s:e:a:n says:
..........please.
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
ok, there's the texan...lord....little circiut thing, but so fucking hot
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
perfect fuzzy ass, mouth like a hoover
s:e:a:n says:
short circuit....HAHAHAHAHAH.
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
lol
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
top that all of with the accent
s:e:a:n says:
what's with fuzzy asses?
s:e:a:n says:
I don't get it.
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
I like fuzzy asses
s:e:a:n says:
yeah - as do roughly 40 million gay men. I have one - gets me lots of traffic - but - I don't get it.
s:e:a:n says:
same with hairy forearms. yawn.
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
texture I guess
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
whatever, I like fur, deal
s:e:a:n says:
ewww.
s:e:a:n says:
buy a coat.
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
it;s more fun to kill it yourself
s:e:a:n says:
scalp it.
s:e:a:n says:
blackglama it.
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
I won;t even go into the ws party I accidentally attended
s:e:a:n says:
fuck my chinchilla. why? ws - is becoming de rigeur.
s:e:a:n says:
like every guy I 'know', is into it. Not that bad. except the laundry part.
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
I figured there was some sort of judaic clause against it
s:e:a:n says:
hon - there's a judaic clause agaonst everything.
s:e:a:n says:
pain - pleasure - guilt - therapy.
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
just give me my matzo ball soup and fuck off
s:e:a:n says:
ah, but no....since you're looking like a STICK these days, you must also eat all those Knedelech!!!!
s:e:a:n says:
While we watch.
s:e:a:n says:
That's why I have an eating disorder.
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
oh, I did dinner at Nick's families place last night
s:e:a:n says:
speaking of eating disorders......was the food delish? you know - greek and al..
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
some...quite sinewy, the lamb at least
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
moussaka was good though
s:e:a:n says:
well - they probbly slaughtered fluffy just foryour visit.
s:e:a:n says:
moussaka is yummy, I concur...
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
uh, yeah. the fag guest of honour at the orthodox table...lucky I wasn't the one being slaughtered for the guests
s:e:a:n says:
they did in their minds, though....I guess this means you're official. Congrats!! Soon, you'll be embroiled in his crazy family. They're crayz, right?
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
honey?
s:e:a:n says:
Greek people are insane.
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
greek
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
orthodox
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
nuff said
s:e:a:n says:
look - you get to wear a crown - if you wed. Nuff said.
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
I think I get spit roasted if we wed
s:e:a:n says:
Refuse to take your off - after the wedding.
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
lol
s:e:a:n says:
crown that is..
s:e:a:n says:
"No - he's my hubby - and that damn crown is mine - pass the ouzo - and shut-up"
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
only the younger women pretend to like me...though you know they'd turn on you quicker than you can say "Payless"
s:e:a:n says:
hee hee. That was mean.
s:e:a:n says:
but true.
s:e:a:n says:
Frickin temps.
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
they were doing each others extensions while smoking cigarettes and reading Us
s:e:a:n says:
greek girls - are basically temps.
s:e:a:n says:
I like US.
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
oh please, they don;t actually work
s:e:a:n says:
hey - nails that good take work.
s:e:a:n says:
You're gonna post this, aren't ya?
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
I should, shouldn't I?
s:e:a:n says:
Of course. Add more spice to the online myth - that we're praeternaturally fabulous. All the time.
s:e:a:n says:
Oh wait - we are!!
s:e:a:n says:
with white - white - sandals.
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
I'll throw in a Prada fedora here and there
s:e:a:n says:
you - got one?
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
almost got one...still might
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
they're getting more in soon...I'm having them set some aside
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
fittings
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
I wasn't totally sold on the purple-ish one

insert long angry pause...on sean's part that is.

s:e:a:n says:
anyways, Bubbles - I gotta go - my niece has her first soccer game today - and I'm gonna take pictures of all the hot soccer dads in attendance - coming in on Thursday - will probably crash at Andy's which is D/T - tenaglia's here, I think, might go - but I'll give ya shout in any event - k?
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
do
s:e:a:n says:
ta!!
whinetoruntboy@hotmail.com says:
ciao

::: at 4:20 PM


 
Greek men are weird.

Texan men are hot.

1 + 4 = 478

::: at 10:15 AM



Friday, April 29, 2005 :::
 
Yes, I'm fine, now.

Thank you oh so fucking much for asking, you fetid twats.

Anywho...

To the cute little redhead at the gym:

I'm not coy, just lazy.

Ya know, FYI.

::: at 1:37 PM



Friday, April 15, 2005 :::
 
Nothing says "I love you!" like a kidney infection.

If so, someone loves me very, very much.

Actually, I think I'm down to just one kidney. I think I shit the other one out last night, and he escaped while my eyes will still rolling around in the back of my head, whilst I lay on the floor, moaning, and choking on bile. (If you've ever had this kinda thing, you know of what I speak.)

The other remains, although I think he's curb-stomping my liver.

So yeah, the fact that your roomate used the last of the Bumble and Bumble grooming creme 'aint that fucking high on my list of cares.

You're kidneys on the other hand...

::: at 12:34 PM



Tuesday, April 12, 2005 :::
 
I'm bored.

You ask the questions for a change!

Or send me dirty pictures.

I have needs too you know!!

::: at 5:24 PM



Friday, April 08, 2005 :::
 
"Blend, dear, blend: it’s called blush, not bruise!"

::: at 4:42 PM






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